Vanilla Ride by Lansdale Joe R.
Hap Collins and Leonard Pine the kings of East Texas mischief and mayhem return in this full-throttle thriller to face off with the Dixie Mafia. When Leonard is asked to rescue a teenage girl from a lowly drug dealer he gladly agrees and invites Hap along for the ride. Everything goes according to plan until they find out the dealer is a member of the Dixie mafia. A wild gun fight ensues after which Hap and Leonard are arrested. Turns out however that the law needs a favour and if Hap and Leonard can do the deed they'll be free to roam. There's one problem the Dixie Mafia's new hired gun - the legendary assassin Vanilla Ride. Filled with breakneck action gut-busting laughs and one gigantic alligator this hilarious novel is as hot as a habanero pepper.