Havent you got something better to doOur streets are filled with downfacing zombies blocking up the pavements.Wed rather our food than eat it.Weve forgotten how to have real actual conversations .And in the bedroom... well thats no place for Candy Crush Saga.Its time we all repeated the lifechanging maxim STOP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE. In his wonderfully deadpan instruction manual for our increasingly tunnelvisioned lives illustrator Son of Alan taps into the strange truth of our obsession with the tiny screen. Revealing how ludicrous weve all become and what wonders lie in stall for us a whole metre from our faces this book will make you want to reclaim your life your friends and your family from the tyranny of the backlit screen. Youll laugh sure but it might also change your life.