Dad Jokes (Paperback) by Nagai Gordon Hideaki
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: * A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away but they cantaloupe. * After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall he was just a shell of his former self. * Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. * Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. * A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said 'We don't serve minors.'