Now that Boris Johnson has left Downing Street to spend more time with his families you can celebratelament his departure with this multiplechoice adventure where you take back control. Packed with 350 million endings this is the perfect stocking filler this Christmas. this figure may be misleading.Yes you are Boris Johnson about to embark on a quest to fulfil your childhood ambition to be World King a position so important that you will have to invent it first.Its not going to be easy.You will be entranced by a monster called Trump bewitched by a sorceress called Carrie captivated by your backbench Orcs and royally shafted by a little hobgoblin called Michael Gove.Not everyone wants you to be World King.So watch out for those false turns which see you begging Prince Harry for a job rotting in a Dubai jail recruited by the KGB wandering round Kabul trying to find 150 dogs to rescue starting WWIII or mistaking wine cheese vomit and karaoke for a work event.And try instead to use your magical powers to become the Emperor of this land the star of the hit musical ampampquotBoris on Broadwayampampquot or even the PM who leads Britain back into the EU in 2024.Yes you are The Neverending Tory.And this is your story.Kids of all ages love The Neverending ToryampampquotI read the endings where he doesnt become Prime Minister again and againampampquotT.